“His people would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity”
“This young lady has delusions of adequacy”
“He would argue with a signpost”
“He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier”
“Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together”
“When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell”
“If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean”
“One neuron short of a synapse”
“If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week”
(From “Suddenly Senior” (www.suddenlysenior.com )